Tequila Mouthwash & Ceremonial Cigarette Lighting (Even If We Don’t Smoke)

Who else feels like sometimes life shows up, dumps a backpack full of chaos on our doorstep, and just walks away with a smirk? 😅

Sometimes energy is like that one friend who promises a chill movie night but instead arrives with a bullhorn, emotional baggage, and a full-blown existential crisis.

One minute, we’re meditating, sipping herbal tea, and aligning our chakras…
The next? We’re side-eyeing a bottle of tequila, questioning every spiritual lesson we’ve ever learned, and wondering if “self-care” includes flipping off the void.

Honestly, I think it’s time for a new spiritual practice:

✨ Tequila as Mouthwash – Because sometimes, you need to cleanse your energy and your soul in one fiery swish. Bonus: it also prevents us from saying something regrettable when the universe delivers yet another “growth opportunity.”

✨ Ceremonial Cigarette Lighting – No smoking required! But at this point, the drama of lighting one, staring into the abyss, inhaling (air, obviously), and exhaling all the cosmic BS? Kind of poetic.

✨ Sacred Middle Finger Salute – Because shadow work, deep breathing, and self-love mantras don’t always cut it. Sometimes, a defiant hand gesture toward the void is the most honest form of release.

Let’s be real—spiritual growth is not messing around. The lessons are relentless, the spiritual homework is extra credit level, and some days, just existing feels like a cosmic endurance test.

But we don’t have to do it alone.

We can handle it together—in Sacred Circles, with the ones who are also wobbling through their truth, unsure what it even looks like. The ones who want to light that cigarette, take that shot (symbolically, of course), and rewrite the self-care rulebook with a little rebellion, a lot of humor, and an occasional cosmic eye roll.

Spiritual Hygiene & Divine Connection for Hot Messes

🌙  4 Video Modules & PDF's from Angela Soulful Light – Over nine hours of video content. No toasts, no tequila swishes, just real talk and connection to help us navigate this wild ride. Includes four PDF's to assist you on your journey, totaling 36 pages of content.

Course Overview: Meeting Your Higher Self & Mastering Spiritual Hygiene

A self paced, four module journey to strengthen your connection with your higher self, spirit team, and personal energy—without second-guessing every step. Through guided practices, interactive discussions, and hands-on techniques, you’ll learn how to clear, protect, and balance your energy while integrating powerful spiritual tools into your daily life.

Meeting Your Higher Self & Spirit Team

✨ Discover who’s actually on your spiritual support team (hint: they’ve been here all along). 
✨ Learn how to connect with your higher self with confidence. 
✨ Understand divine masculine & feminine energy and how to balance both. 
✨ Strengthen your connection through clear, intentional practices. 
✨ Learn how to work with a pendulum—because sometimes, you just need a yes/no answer.  

Learning & Embodying New & Unique Ways to Clear YOUR Energy Like Nothing You Have Ever Learned or Heard About Before

✨ Includes healing voice recording and activations in the course.
✨ Learn how to clear your energy and reset your aura. 
📥 Part 1 of the Spiritual Hygiene PDF that you will receive to help fine-tune your energetic practices. Along with a shortened step by step PDF. You will learn why and how spiritual hygiene impacts your day to day life and initial steps to start getting CLEAN and UNFUCKED.

Time to Practice! 

No videos—experiment with your new spiritual tools and integrate what you've learned. 

Spiritual Hygiene Practices  

✨ Next-level cleansing rituals to keep your energy clear and strong. 
✨ Tools & techniques to prevent energy leaks (so you’re not absorbing everyone else’s drama). 
📥 Includes Part 2 of the Spiritual Hygiene PDF—your spiritual first-aid kit. 
✨ Integration & practice support to solidify your new habits. 

The Ceremonial Cigarette (A Tobacco-Free Healing Ritual) 

✨ A sacred ritual to seal in protection & balance your energy. 
✨ A recorded healing session to realign and restore. 
✨ Final integration and strategies for maintaining your newfound clarity. 

With the final PDF assisting with clearing, a final seal & reflection. 

 This course is a mix of deep spiritual work, practical tools, and a little humor—because let’s be real, the journey to higher consciousness doesn’t have to be that serious.

Are you ready to meet your higher self and take your energy hygiene to the next level? Let’s do this. 🚀✨